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How to use scene lingo according to wikihow

Online Typing

1DON'T use ;; and // and :: or && because that is OLD. EVERYONE has been using it, if you want, use it sparingly because that means you're a newbie, if people read that.

2Put extra letters at the end of words sparingly. EX: Radd, kidd, etc.
3DON'T use the typos such as lyke, sexi, gawd, etc. Scene kids are growing up and really don't like people who talk lyke dis nd th3y g3t r3lly mad when someone acts like a 4 year old child.
4Use abbreviations if you're comfortable. You have to know what HxC and SxE means. If you don't, then learn. SxE does NOT mean sexy, it means straight edge (refraining from drinking, drugs, and casual sex), and HxC means hardcore.
5Use good punctuation and grammar.
6The term "fer sure" has become popular among scene kids. However, this term has become extremely hackneyed and mainstream (much like the word "rawr").
7Another popular thing for scene kids to type is "sup kiddo" and "zomg" [but no one uses zomg anymore].
In Person or On the Phone

1Words often used by scene kids to mean 'cool' include "rad," "fly," and "ballin'"; on the other hand, there are also words to separately mean 'stylish' such as "vogue" and "steezy."
2Scene kids often jokingly call one another "betch," "whore," "faggot," "skank," etc. When using these, though, make sure the other person knows very well that you're kidding.
3Don't use irritating abbreviations in person, saying "lol" is acceptable but "rofl" and "lmao" are best left to Internet conversations.
4Talk at a moderate pace; make sure you don't sound laid back. Speaking in a higher pitch, almost like Dahvie Vanity, makes you appeal more to the scene eye.
5Find videos of Audrey Kitching and Jac Vanek using lingo.
6Use the word "lawlz"; it's cute and is commonly used to substitute for "lol." You could also use "uber" (an adverb meaning "very") such as: "That looks uber cute on you."
Make Up Your Own

1Make up your own phrases. Yes, this is hard, but possible. Think of short, odd adverbs (cuss words not recommended) and completely overuse them. Or, to seem less poserish, only use them in select situations. When something is totally awesome exclaim RADD! (or your phrase here)


Typos are cool, but real scene kids are unique, so make up your own words, and use them on the internet with friends (this is like typos of words that mean something else than the real word) Normally, this will occur when one of you typos, and you find it really funny, so you make it into something else. Fairly simple concept.
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Talk like yourself, but if you feel like it, use a weird accent on certain words, Just like Britney spears.
SxE or XXX means straight edge(no drugs or alcohol) HxC means hardcore (you do anything you want; drinking and doing drugs)
A bonus is writing your favorite song lyrics as a signature a status on myspace or facebook or a decoration for your notebooks.
NEVER R1+3 LYK3 D15 it is annoying and makes you look extremely idiotic to everyone.
Don't talk like you are 'straight out the hood' or 'ghetto' this is also annoying and is not popular in scene emo punk goth or raver cultures.
Try to use proper grammar when texting or typing, otherwise people lAuGhT aT tHe WaY yOu TaLk LiKe ThIs.
Don't overuse any of your words unless its your catchphrase. Common scene words are "ace", "stellar", "legend", "mint", "rad", "secks" aka 'that's the sex', "bahaha", "lawlz", "vogue", and all types of abbreviations.
Try to think of your own things to say and completely overuse them.
Be yourself. Be as cute as possible, if you're a girl. Be original.
Most Scene kids have accounts on sites such as: Stickam, Myspace, Youtube, Buzznet, ect.



Never whine. If you whine about stuff then people will think that you are a scene poser, and scene kids won't hang out with you.
Don't ever try to talk like a prep to scene kids...
You might be made fun of at first... Don't stop though, cause "You don't care".
Get yourself an official buzznet page! Every scene kid has one, and you'll pick up on lots of acceptable scene lingo once you hit buzznet.
Don't type "lIkE tHiSSS". You won't sound cool, you'll sound stupid and people will just think you can't type properly.